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Funny questions to ask my friends?
I feel like messing with them through text. For example I asked them "when's the fourth of july?". What other funny stuff can I ask? Thank you.
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- 4 年前
Okay. When it is Monday, start a conversation with "Hey How are you?". and when they say "Good, how are you?" say "Not so good. I have a horrible case of the manboobs..." And then you can wait for an answer or you can text "OMG" and then say "I meant MONDAYS! Not manboobs..."
That will crack anyone up so be sure to do it if you know they are somewhere important where they can't burst out laughing.
When someone says "What's up?" say "the sky".
Also, say "guess where I found my phone?" when they ask where say "the freezer" and when they ask why it was there say "it was chillin"
How about "I just finished masturbating. It helps me relax." and wait for response. Then, say "I meant MEDITATING."
Okay, now THIS ONE I recommend you do at three in the morning.
Text the person. Keep texting them, keep saying it's really important. Then when they decide to respond, say "I farted".
Heres another one. Text your friend (or better yet boyfriend/girlfriend) and say "I see your face in everything I am looking at" and when they ask where you are say "the zoo"
Another idea is "I can't find my phone. Did I leave it at your house?".
One more one more, next time someone says something great say "WTF!" and when they reply say "WTF means "Well thats fantastic"
Really there is a lot of great stuff. Just use your imagination.