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Ice Fishing Problem - Solution?

Buddy Hacket told this one many years ago.

A man was ice fishing with absolutely no luck. He did notice that another ice fisherman nearby was doing extremely well. He decided to talk to him and find out his secret.

So, he asks, "How do you catch so many fish? I'm not catching anything."

The successful fisherman mumbles and answer, "Mmmum muum mmmh."

The man doesn't understand a work he said, so he asks again.

The response was the same mumbling answer.

I poor fisherman says, "I'm sorry, I still can't understand you."

So, the successful fisherman spits a big wad of something into his hands as replies, "You gotta keep the worms warm!"

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  • 匿名
    1 十年前
    最愛解答

    You know, thats just great....

  • Dan B
    Lv 7
    7 年前

    I remember Buddy Hacket telling that joke on Johnny Carson one evening many, many, many years ago. That joke is always funny.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    5 年前

    This is not funny nor nusty. Here's one my uncle told me. Russian male is giving physical exam for joining the military. He now speaks to a female doctor who asks him that he will have to give her samples of his fecis, urine and sperm, he looks at her takes his underwears off and says, here, you can keep these, it has the sample of my urine, fecis and my sperm. now thats nasty and funny.

  • 1 十年前

    Elagh! Blech! *hack* *gag* *gag*

  • 1 十年前

    EW HAHA

  • 1 十年前

    *Blech!*

    That's nasty!! xD

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