FUnChicKen

I am interested in finding an mp3 player that records the number of songs that you listen to similar to an ipod but not one. I hate ipods but I want to know how much I listen to my mp3 player so that when I sync the mp3 player to windows media it will transfer all the data. I have no idea what to search

I am wondering about the different animals that have sex for pleasure. I heard dolphins, monkeys, pigs, goats. but I'm not sure

all comments and explanations welcome

Here's a good song. Hopefully the url works.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_OdC22KWG4

Hey Gob, was aunt lindsey ever pregnant?

Escriba una carta a un amigo diciendole (accent over the first e) que usted acaba de ganar un millon (over the o) de dolares (over o). Pidale (over i) consejos para que le de (over e) a usted sugerencias. Que (over e) hacer con el dinero?

whenever i fall sleep or take a nap I am able to have a lucid dream. Well this is how it goes. I'll lay down on my bed, get really relaxed then just float away into a lucid dream where I know i'm dreaming and I'll do the weird stuff like breath underwater, fly... whatever. This lasts about 20 min or so and when the lucid dream is over i am about 50% conscious and I feel a lot of air build up in my chest and then it feels like it's released through my skin. I feel myself sink into my bed. It feels like laying in quick sand and I just keep sinking. If I move it stops. It's super relaxing. After all that air is out, I could get out of bed and go about my day but I feel SUPER weird/relaxed. It's like having a heavy stone on my chest all day then all of my problems are just gone. I did this earlier today and I have no idea what's going on. I've been doing this for about a year. I was just wondering what the hell is happening!

I am trying to find a good video editing program. I don't want to do a lot with it just basically cut a few clips and paste them together in one long video. I use to be able to do in windows movie maker but now whenever I upload a video it shows a picture and only the sound is played in the storyboard. Any suggestions?

If someone puts air I'm going to go ape sh*t. It's not just regular air. Buy a ping pong ball, break it open and smell it and believe you me you are going to get high in about 4 seconds. It's so strong. So what exactly is that gas?

IT'S NOT REGULAR AIR!!!!!!!!!

Recently, I discovered the awesome capabilities of S-Video on laptops and I noticed I had S-video. So I figured out how to set it up and I probably spent about 9 hours total figuring it out when it really takes about 15 seconds. And I took my laptop to Best Buy and all in all my S-video port is messed up. I havn't used it before and it was a manufacturing problem. So I called HP and went through that hell job and I figured out that I have to pay $300 for them to fix it because my warranty expired a few weeks ago. I've sent my laptop back to them 2 other times because the mainboard malfunctioned. So what shall I do? I think i'm going to call chuck norris and have him handle it...

I've been thinking and I've come to realize that there are really only about 5 categories to why something is funny. I need some insight for some more options and just general comments.

1.) Stupid

This entails all things ridiculous, exaggerated, dumb and dumber type of stuff. I would put most "WTF's!" in this category

2.) Smart

Satires (this is a hard one to categorize I think since it blends a lot of things), thinking of one thing and the opposite happens, wit, irony, double entendres, puns

3.) Relatable

Personal stories that everyone can relate to which generally lead into 1 and 2. Most comedians do this by starting out a story about their lives and exaggerate the details to make it funny.

4. Vulgar

sexual, violent, and cuss words

what's the name of the animal that is like a horse zebra mix. there are only stripes on the back side. I believe it starts with an A but I can't find it anywhere. I think it was shown in Evan Almighty when the animals were boarding the ark.

What do you generally do when you feel the onset of a cold. Like when your throat starts to get sore? Because I'm starting to feel this way and I can't be sick this weekend cuz I'm going to be living in the library studying for a physics exam

I was wondering if there are any free programs that will read text that is typed. Say like in word or something

Of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?

and

Editors - An End has a start

those are just two of my favorites

also add where you find new music

I have currently reached my response limit for the day and I can't add comments to ridiculous questions with titles like mine. Will you help me and spread the world for people to stop being so over dramatic and chill out.

This is more to vent my frustation with the rediculous amount of comments on global warming. I read a comment saying that "we need to discipline ourselves to stop pollution 100% to save mother earth" or some bull crap like that. That shh is never going to happen. Money is to be made from all the ways that we can release more "carbon" into the atomosphere and we just have to accept that. The way that I see it, the world has been around way too damn long for us to screw it up in a 100 even 1000 year period. If you truely want to stop the increasing carbon levels in the atomosphere. Stop breathing

And we are always going to be eatting meat and those people can stop complaining about animal cruelty and the health risk of eatting meat.

I think clones are fine. What changes from eatting a cow in a petridish or eatting one that was fertilized in a fallopian tube. NO BIG DEAL.

what's the most depressing album you know? add albums that everyone hasn't heard 6000 times and the songs are always on the radio.

the most depressing album I know is Lightning Dust by Lightning Dust

I have a SanDisk Sansa Express MP3 Player that was working fine yesterday then all of a sudden this morning it doesn't turn on. My computer also doesn't recognize the mp3 also. It's a huge wtf. It has been through the washer and dryer though but that was like 2 months ago. This thing is a beast but now it died. I refuse to except that it's taken enough abuse.

http://www.sandisk.com/Products/Catalog(1226)-SanD...

how do I unlock the text so that I can post the text and save it as a word document?

or

I just want to use the find feature which doesn't work since everything is saved as a picture.