Peanut Butter

Or am I out of the incubation period now?

God or the Devil? Why and what sort of things would you use your powers for?

For those who don't believe, pretend for a minute.

My daughter is very clingy and whiney. She is one years old and she is only this way with me and not so much my husband. Am I doing something wrong, or is this just a typical phase that will fade with time. Please help, it is getting hard for me to get any household chores done!

So Jessica Alba is pregnant, and........? All those hollywood skanks need to keep their legs closed and stick to what they do best...having no talent.

My niece told me to go to Tila Tequila's myspace page and "check out her cool music." I thought it was a joke. "F@^% Ya Man" Is this skank for real? Have you heard her music? If you are a fan, please tell me why.

I just started potty training my daughter yesterday and she has done suprisenly well. She is 15 months and has "tinkled" twice. However, the only time I can get her to "go" is right after she wakes up from sleeping. Durring the day she will take me to the potty with her, sit down, and wipe, but she won't "go." Then, after I put her diaper back on, she then "goes."

Does anyone have any tips to kick start sucessful potty training? Thanks!

How can MTV run such a trashy show like "Shot at Love with Tila Tiquilla" on a Sunday afternoon at 1PM?! I don't mind a little adult humor, maybe at 10:00 at night! Tila Tequila is just another example of Americas' low standards today. Come on, giving Grandma a lap dance? Several sexual encounters with multiple partners in one day? Wearing just enough clothes to cover about 1/4th her body? And this is the so-called "entertainment" our teenagers are feeding their minds during the weekend?!

I have a fear of vomiting and the stomach flu. The fear has gotten so bad that I don't leave my house (only to go to work on Thursdays). If I do have to take myself and daughter out, I am obsessed with washing my hands, not touching objects in public, and using hand sanitizers. I feel sick ALL THE TIME and have lost weight because I'm afraid that if I eat, I will throw it up. I am seeing a counselor and he is not helping me much.

But worst of all, I'm afraid of my own 15 month old. I'm afraid to hug her for pete's sake!

How do you deal when your child gets the stomach flu or even when you get the stomach flu. And please, don't tell me no one like to throw up, I know that. But it is much more than that for me. I really need some help! HELP HELP HELP HELP!

I can't stand winter and most of all, I cannot stand Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years. My husband's family is full of greedy kids the we cannot afford to buy for and when we do, they complain their gift wasn't something "bigger, faster, or cooler." Everyone is sick (which my family is now compliments of my sister-in-laws' many kids) and people are super rude in public during the holidays.

If you like the holidays, why? And if not, how do you get through them? I don't know how many more walet-draining, runny nosed kids, fatting food holidays I can take!

My husband and I FINALY sold our home and we couldn't be more pleased with our new home. However, I work now an hour away from work. I want to stay at my new job, but this is going to now be an 1 hr 30 min. drive for me. I don't care about the drive. I work at home 3 days a week and go into the office 2 days a week. But I'm afraid my boss is going to be mad and let me go. I didn't tell him we were possibly moving because we weren't sure it was going to happen. Now I'm afraid to tell him. Should I tell him over the phone or tell him in person that I will only be an extra 30 minutes away. Do you think he will fire me?

Thanks in advance. I'm really freaking out guys, so any advice is welcome!

I thought Sarah Silverman was supposed to host the VMAs for 2007 last night. But we only saw her in the very begining. Was she banned from hosting the remaining of the show because of her outrageous comments about Britney Spears children being "mistakes?"

By the way, the VMAs were the worst I had ever seen last night, agreed?

...assuming she hasn't gone through menopaus yet. That could be even more dangerous!