Doc Occam

Why do you think that way?

Given that Jesus was a Jew from Palestine, what modern-day actor would both look like him and be able to pull off the role?

I'd go with Naveen Andrews.

Will the Second Coming be bundled with Duke Nukem Forever?

Did he want it to appear as if it came from the fusion of two ancestral chromosomes that are still separate in our primate cousins?

1. His name means "King".

2. He's considered the greatest of all time.

3. He saves.

4. He's associated with the number 33.

5. He walks on water.

Thor loves you and has a plan for your life! (It involves ale, wenches, and combat.)

You know, because the world always ends when a calendar hits a big round number like 13.0.0.0.0?

The heat sink for my motherboard is attached by glue and also by two spring-loaded metal clips. The clips are hooked onto two mounting brackets, both of which are little metal half-circles attached to the motherboard itself. One of the mounting brackets has popped off. Because the clips are spring-loaded, simply pushing the mounting bracket back into the holes in the motherboard makes it pop back out when the clip is reattached. What sort of glue should I use to reattach the mounting bracket to the motherboard?

What's wrong with teaching both sides?

1. He walks on water.

2. His name means "King".

3. He saves.

Why didn't he?

So now you don't think Zeus is real because you didn't receive what you asked for and may I ask what it was?

What is causing the quarrels and fights among you? Isn't it the whole army of evil desires at war within you? You want what you don't have, so you scheme and kill to get it. You are jealous for what others have, and you can't possess it, so you fight and quarrel to take it away from them. And yet the reason you don't have what you want is that you don't ask Zeus for it. And even when you do ask, you don't get it because your whole motive is wrong – you want only what will give you pleasure. You adulterers! Don't you realize that friendship with this world makes you an enemy of Zeus? I say it again, that if your aim is to enjoy this world, you can't be a friend of Zeus.

Or were the only people spreading that rumour the ones who think that "Muslim" is right up there with "atheist" or "child molester" or "Jeff Gordon supporter"?

Now it has to be at least a little while in the future, or else people will get armageddon fatigue, and nobody will listen to these particular attention-starved idiots.

"Fishers of Men" is up there...

There are (unless I suffer from a heretofore undiagnosed condition) no holes in my heart. Where do you put a plug in a thing that has no holes?

Or, looking at it another way, there are holes in my heart; we just call them 'valves'. In which case, you had better hope God doesn't get into your heart, because you'd have an infarction.